Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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