yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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