they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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