just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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