Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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