sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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