you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize