So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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