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(989): View more from Michigan

there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them

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(317): View more from Indiana

The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules

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(402): View more from Nebraska

So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?

(402): View more from Nebraska

Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.

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(702): View more from Nevada

That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face

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(317): View more from Indiana

so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you

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(720): View more from Colorado

so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass

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(205): View more from Alabama

A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!

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(425): View more from Washington

And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space

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