In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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