Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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