went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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