i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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