I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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