My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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