The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
