I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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