I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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