why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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