I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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