we made out on top of his cat.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Drake has all the answers
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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