so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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