they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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