dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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