Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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