i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
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Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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