Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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