i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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