So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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