put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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