is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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