You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My penis needs a shock collar
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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