Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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