I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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