Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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