did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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