marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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