I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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