Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No subtext here. People are naked.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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