Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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