what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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