Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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