wat bout pragnant strippers??
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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