You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Porn is love you can see.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
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Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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