his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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