That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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