i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
What a dumb baby whore.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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