how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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