I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
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