Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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