Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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