just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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