Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
This can only be settled by a dance off.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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