remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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