I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize
