best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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